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Graham began writing Nebulous 2 in March 2005
Final drafts of each script were completed between July and August 2005.
Recordings took place over a week long period in August 2005 leaving Nick Briggs with the task of mixing, sound design, music and editing all the shows down to 27 minutes long. Easy job, eh!

Series One Episodes 1-3

 Click on highlighted areas to hear soundbites from each episode.

Episode 1 The Night of the Vegetarians

The evil Dr Klench has a new plan for global domination in the form of a sentient cactus named Quimp. Professor Nebulous and the KENT trouble shooters must find a way to stop the tyrannical madmans plot before Rory goes off sausages forever and the world is turned into a planet of  vegetarians!!

Episode 2 The Luverly Invasion

A U F Object lands in the desolate Withered Zone and three unearthly visitors emerge.Three beautiful, naked visitors. With nothing but good wishes for planet Earth, including an aerosol that can create a verdant forest with just one spray and plans to make every human being lovely ,without the aid of surgery, Professor Nebulous seems to be the only one not taken in by the aliens seemingly benign mission.

Have the previous four alien invasions of Earth not taught anyone anything? Is evil afoot? Or is the Professor simply mistaken for once?

Episode 3 The Dust Has Landed

Nebulous and the KENT team face the spring clean from hell as heavy dust begins to spread across the country. With the knowledge of vacuum cleaners being forbidden after The Withering what can possibly stand in the way of the unclean menace? KENT can do..but so can LOUGHBOROUGH! Will the combined talents of Nebulous and his former lover, the athletic and latex clad Erica Flazenby, be enough to save the world before the spin cycle finishes?

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Episode 4 Madness Is A Strange Colour

Whilst visiting Sir Ronald Rolands at a retreat after his sudden nervous breakdown, Nebulous's suspicions are aroused that Sir Ronald's sanity didn't jump but was pushed, when the minister goes berserk again after seeing a picture of his newly decorated office.

Meanwhile The Vartox Paint Company's brand new colour 'garrow' is not only being applied to KENT's office walls, but every Government building across the country.

What is the connection and can Nebulous find out before beige is outclassed as the planet's most stressful colour scheme.

Episode 5 The Coincidence Machine

A visit by the twin Prime Ministers, the threat of closure and spilling orange juice on his best suit is only the beginning of a bad day for Nebulous!

A series of co-incidences begins to escalate to frightening levels and very soon the end of the world could be nigh due to a coinciclasym. A surprise phone call from Nebulous's mentor (Dr Donald McQuasar) leads the KENT team to believe that he may be the one man who knows something about the approaching deathly destiny...or is it just a coincidence? (The last clip is one of Director Nicholas Briggs' favourite moments.)

Episode 6 The Man Who Polished The Sun

The Richest Man in the World's official title holder,Jack Winslow, has a plan to abolish the drizzly season of Hamble by harnessing the power of a captured dwarf sun, but everyone who opposes his project seems to wind up flash fried. From the inside!

Can the murder of the inventor of quantum bacon and Winslow's plans be linked? Can Nebulous really be thinking of turning to his old nemesis, Dr Klench, for help with the matter? And can Harry find enough knickers for a full wash load?

Series Two

 

Episode 1 - The Deptford Wives 
Professor Nebulous and his inept team of eco-trouble shooters come face to face with the Debbies; a race of cloned wives who've been programmed to pamper with extreme prejudice... With special guest star Peter Davison.

Episode 2 - The Buzzing
A machine which controls the nation's pollen... People sneezing themselves to death... A race of bee/wasp hybrids called Bosps... Professor Nebulous thinks there's a connection... With special guest star Steve Coogan.

Episode 3 - I, Nebulous
The Trans-galactic Peace Conference is thrown into jeopardy when Professor Nebulous meets the deadly Infernons and is forced to swap minds with his arch enemy; the evil Doctor Klench. With special guest star David Warner.

Episode 4 - Destiny of The Destinoyd
During a visit to a decommissioned moon base, Professor Nebulous falls in love with his ideal woman; the beautiful Franabelle. If only people didn't keep dying horrible deaths in creepy corridors...

Episode 5 - Tempus Fugitive
When a bizarre accident causes scientist Linda Adnil to splinter through time, Professor Nebulous and his team must travel to different time zones to locate the various Linda-viduals... With special guest star Kate O'Mara.

Episode 6 - Last of the Present Sirius
Is Professor Nebulous trapped in a time loop? Or is Professor Nebulous trapped in a time loop?

Episode 1 - Genesis Of The Aftermath 

Nebulous faces a crisis of conscience when he is offered the chance to go back in time and avert his greatest catastrophe by benign time creatures and newly 'really friendly' Dr Klench. Meanwhile Harry tells Rory and Paula the whole shocking story of the decimating event.

Episode 2 - The Past Must Be Destroyed

When tutors at Nebulous's old university start dissapearing incredibly strangley Sir Ronald Rowlands thinks it's time Nebulous and the rest of the KENT team go back to uni. Amongst the myriad of timetables, lectures and unpopular societies the team discovers a conspiricy reaching far back into time!

Episode 3 - The Girl With The Liquid Face

An investigation into the deaths of a group of eco-summit delegates , leads the KENT team to Atlantis, brings Nebulous face to face with the evil Dr Klench and Paula face to liquid face with her destiny. Meanwhile on dry land Rory does his bevel edged best to keep the new delegates alive ... just long enough to see the conference through.

Episode 4 -We, Nebulous

When Nebulous finds himself on a harsh prison planet he also finds himself chin to pointed chin with his exiled evil twin brother!

Episode 5 - Rebel Without A Cortex

Charged with a tip-top secret mission to escort a dangerous cargo to Venus, the space flight goes predictably awfully as everyone trys to get a peep at the secret cargo!

Episode 6 - Us And Phlegm

With 99% of the UK's work force calling in sick with ever changing symptoms The Prof has to find the cause of the disease before he too submits to one of the many Withering illnesses. Or even the fatal Tuesday Today Disease!